I came up with an idea that a few of my friends think is insane, but I'm convinced would be a huge success... I think they should add a dining car to the monorail. Wait, wait - hear me out.
Designate one car as the dining car. One Cast Member would be assigned as a waiter/attendant. The guests could look over menus from several restaurants located in resorts along the monorail route. When they've made a decision, the Cast Member could radio their choices along to the restaurant. When the monorail arrives at the appropriate stop, the food is brought out and placed on the table in the dining car.
If anything is required, the Cast Member in the dining car can radio ahead to the next stop - whether it be drinks or dessert or anything else. And the guests can enjoy a relaxing night taking in the sites of the Magic Kingdom area. They could charge a premium along the lines of Victoria and Alberts, only it would be even more exclusive.
See? Genius!
Consider this my copyright on the idea.
2 comments:
So would we have to trade the cleaner that makes the carpet smell vaguely of urine for the faintest hint of motion sickness urp?
It sounds good in theory. In practice, it sounds like "protein spill."
That could be the fatal flaw in my ingenious plan - it does smell rather goat-like in the monorail cars...
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